<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5739414</id><updated>2011-07-07T11:08:10.980-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Talking 'bout the E_Monkey</title><subtitle type='html'>S'all about moi. Woo.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meemonkey.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5739414/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meemonkey.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>35mmMonkey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ReOyKpavTDk/ThX19BE_TWI/AAAAAAAAADU/iIGpRdtXcLk/s220/Ren3.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5739414.post-106208809731220365</id><published>2003-08-28T09:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T09:26:17.186-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;u&gt;Talkin' shit about me&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I started a blog because I was bored at work. &lt;br /&gt;Very bored. &lt;br /&gt;And they foolishly gave me access to the internet. &lt;br /&gt;Fools. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Random facts: &lt;br /&gt;-I only have one knee cap. The missing one was surgically removed years ago. A day after my 23rd birthday. &lt;br /&gt;-I have a bleach spot on my eye. It makes its appearance when I'm drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I suppose I'm doing this blog thing to keep friends up to date on the inane shit I do every other day. Also, I like entertaining strangers (not that way, pervo) with rambling shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I'm doing this cause I used to keep a journal, but now I'm too busy/lazy/crusty to keep writing in a book everyday. Maybe cause I spend my life in front of a computer, blogging is a very easy thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;That and I've made a bunch of Blog World friends. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why stop now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5739414-106208809731220365?l=meemonkey.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5739414/posts/default/106208809731220365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5739414/posts/default/106208809731220365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meemonkey.blogspot.com/2003_08_01_archive.html#106208809731220365' title=''/><author><name>35mmMonkey</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ReOyKpavTDk/ThX19BE_TWI/AAAAAAAAADU/iIGpRdtXcLk/s220/Ren3.jpg'/></author></entry></feed>
